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Hey guys, it's one of the selected jokes for you :-)
 
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his flock on the
side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a
halt.
The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Ray-Ban sunglasses,

engineers v/s doctors

 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So they both gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):

7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..

Girls will remain girls (damn funny)

Interesting difference between BOY and GIRL the way they handle things :-)

This post is not to offend anyone but just for fun. 

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM  

  1. Park the car
  2. Go to ATM Machine
  3. Insert card
  4. Enter PIN
  5. Take money out

Indian jokes

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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
 A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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How can SantaSingh Kill a Lion?

Engineers will be Engineers

A boy goes to shop and buys a big book.

He take the book to a doctor and asks him how much time will he take to finish the book.
The doctor says 6 month's minimum

Some Funny Telegrams

TELEGRAM #1

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed. exams, which the father receives as:

"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED." 

TELEGRAM #2

 A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."

 The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."

 TELEGRAM #3

  A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counters, while her turn came, it was  the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old  lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:

"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."

TELEGRAM #4

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday  by throwing a party.

So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

 Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".

The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"

The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom.

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".

TELEGRAM #5

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in   Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written: 'Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji Ajmer

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Classiest Hyderabadi joke you may ever come across

This is one of the classiest Hyderabadi joke you may ever come across.....
It's an old Hyderabadi nugget... it always makes me laugh. Enjoy this..it is really funny if u know Hyderabadi slang!

In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is Chotu. His father is ambitious to educate Chotu. Chotu goes to school located in Tappachaputra. Its principal is educated in Urdu high school and claims that he passed tenth class!