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Tips for a Better Sleep



The quality and quantity of your sleep can make a sizable difference on your health and how productive you'll be the next day. Here are few tips to help you get the sleep you need and deserve:


1. Unwind early in the evening. Attempt to manage stresses and diversions a few hours before sleep time.

2. Give yourself "authorization" to go to bed.  Perceive that some base measure of rest is key for body to revive.

3. Build up a rest custom. Doing likewise things every night just before bed flags your body to settle down for the night.

4. Keep normal hours. Hold your natural check in line by going to bed around the same time every night and awakening near the same time every morning – even on weekends.

5. Make a serene spot to rest. Rest in a cool, dim room that is free from clamors that may irritate your rest.

6. Mull over an agreeable, strong sleeping pad. It's hard to think about a bed that is too little, too delicate or too hard.

7. Practice routinely. Consistent activity can alleviate every day strain and push – yet don't practice excessively near sleep time or you may experience difficulty nodding off.



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Some strange computer error messages


Here are some strange error messages… Funny :-)

Check if you have got any of those!!!




Windows hardware update :  Windows has detected that you have moved your mouse, please restart your computer


Windows Virus scan 1.0: Found infected File “Microsoft Windows
Remove it?

Funny Expansion by Peter

Funny Expansion by Peter  :-))

Once a Hyderabadi, Always a Hyderabadi

Once a Hyderabadi, Always a Hyderabadi...

1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH number 56-678/4A/B-22),while you actually live in the second house beside zamzam cafe in lane behind Anand Theatre on SP Road.

2. You end up buying only a salwar kameez, whether it is a theatre workshop, food mela, consumer expo, designer jewellery show, science show or an automobile convention.

Perfect Globalization Definition

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

Answer : Princess Diana's death .

Question : How come ?

Smile gurantee - Sardar jokes

Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during  the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks  " Tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read:  AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind,  ALL WERE SARDARS.......

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