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Some strange computer error messages


Here are some strange error messages… Funny :-)

Check if you have got any of those!!!




Windows hardware update :  Windows has detected that you have moved your mouse, please restart your computer


Windows Virus scan 1.0: Found infected File “Microsoft Windows
Remove it?

Funny Expansion by Peter

Funny Expansion by Peter  :-))

Once a Hyderabadi, Always a Hyderabadi

Once a Hyderabadi, Always a Hyderabadi...

1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH number 56-678/4A/B-22),while you actually live in the second house beside zamzam cafe in lane behind Anand Theatre on SP Road.

2. You end up buying only a salwar kameez, whether it is a theatre workshop, food mela, consumer expo, designer jewellery show, science show or an automobile convention.

Perfect Globalization Definition

Image courtesy of Stuart Miles  FreeDigitalPhotos.net
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

Answer : Princess Diana's death .

Question : How come ?

Smile gurantee - Sardar jokes

Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during  the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks  " Tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read:  AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind,  ALL WERE SARDARS.......

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IT maniacs

Hey guys, it's one of the selected jokes for you :-)
 
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his flock on the
side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a
halt.
The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Ray-Ban sunglasses,


engineers v/s doctors

 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So they both gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..

Girls will remain girls (damn funny)

Interesting difference between BOY and GIRL the way they handle things :-)

This post is not to offend anyone but just for fun. 

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM  

  1. Park the car
  2. Go to ATM Machine
  3. Insert card
  4. Enter PIN
  5. Take money out


Indian jokes

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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
 A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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How can SantaSingh Kill a Lion?

Engineers will be Engineers

A boy goes to shop and buys a big book.

He take the book to a doctor and asks him how much time will he take to finish the book.
The doctor says 6 month's minimum