Funny Expansion by Peter

Funny Expansion by Peter  :-))

Once a Hyderabadi, Always a Hyderabadi

Once a Hyderabadi, Always a Hyderabadi...

1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH number 56-678/4A/B-22),while you actually live in the second house beside zamzam cafe in lane behind Anand Theatre on SP Road.

2. You end up buying only a salwar kameez, whether it is a theatre workshop, food mela, consumer expo, designer jewellery show, science show or an automobile convention.

Perfect Globalization Definition

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

Answer : Princess Diana's death .

Question : How come ?

Smile gurantee - Sardar jokes

Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?

Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during  the day when light
is not needed!!!

2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks  " Tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father

Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind,  ALL WERE SARDARS.......

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IT maniacs

Hey guys, it's one of the selected jokes for you :-)
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his flock on the
side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a
The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Ray-Ban sunglasses,

engineers v/s doctors

 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So they both gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..

Girls will remain girls (damn funny)

Interesting difference between BOY and GIRL the way they handle things :-)

This post is not to offend anyone but just for fun. 

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM  

  1. Park the car
  2. Go to ATM Machine
  3. Insert card
  4. Enter PIN
  5. Take money out

Indian jokes

Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
 A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

How can SantaSingh Kill a Lion?

Engineers will be Engineers

A boy goes to shop and buys a big book.

He take the book to a doctor and asks him how much time will he take to finish the book.
The doctor says 6 month's minimum

Some Funny Telegrams

Funny telegram - india

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed. exams, which the father receives as:
"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED." 


 A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."

 The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."


  A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counters, while her turn came, it was  the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old  lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:

"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."


A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday  by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:

 Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".

The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"

The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:
"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".


A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in   Delhi .
When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written: 'Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji Ajmer
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Classiest Hyderabadi joke you may ever come across

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This is one of the classiest Hyderabadi joke you may ever come across.....
It's an old Hyderabadi nugget... it always makes me laugh. Enjoy is really funny if u know Hyderabadi slang!

In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is Chotu. His father is ambitious to educate Chotu. Chotu goes to school located in Tappachaputra. Its principal is educated in Urdu high school and claims that he passed tenth class!